Timothy Winchester's Smutty Puppet Peep Show

Last night, I had the honour of being a part of Timothy Winchester's Smutty Puppet Peep Show, where we hid under a table in a lapdancing club with socks on our hands, pretending to have weird puppet sex with each other to Big Spender, 9 to 5 and other camp classics.

Much to our delight, there were even people watching and we think some of them even stayed to the end, so we're deeming the night an unrivalled success in our careers as puppeteers.

Looks like I need things like this to go on my CV, now it looks like I can't do the day job any more. Scary stuff, but in other ways extremely exciting.

I mean, I can spend all day trying to pull a feather boa out of Timothy Winchester's puppet's vagina without everything getting tangled up and us falling over laughing behind a table with a sheet on our heads.

I love Timothy Winchester. Do you?

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